Engineering student ka dard.. .

Engineering student ka dard..
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Wo ye bol kar hume chhod gayi
dosto….
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Tumhare to EXAMS hi khatam
nahii hote, tum pyar kya
Ghanta karoge..

Craziest Propose Ever …

Craziest Propose Ever …
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A boy was Standing near a girl …
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He… Mujhe lgta h ke Rahul Bahut Naughty h,
bt Priya bahut jyada Sareef …
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She… What the hell. Kon Rahul n kon priya…??
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He.. our 1st n 2nd kids..:):)

Kingfisher assistant:” sir pichle 15 dino me ek bhi bottle nahi biki.. .

Kingfisher assistant:” sir
pichle 15 dino me ek bhi bottle nahi biki..
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Vijay Malya:” zara engineering college me phone
lagao aur pucho result kab hai..

Foreign School Picnic At Zoo :

Foreign School Picnic At Zoo :
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Hey Dude Look At That
Monkey So Cute.
He Is Sleeping. Don’t Disturb’
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Indian School Picnic At Zoo :
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Abe Wo Dekh TERA BAAP So
Raha Hai,
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Patthar Maar,
Utha Saale Ko…

Pappu V/S Teacher

Pappu V/S Teacher
Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K
Kaam
Aaye.
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Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap
Khud
Insan Banti Hain,
OR
Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain
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How many likes for apna pappu ?

Biggest Lie Of Boy:

Biggest Lie Of Boy:
I will be there in 5 minutes

Biggest Lie Of Girl:
I’ll be ready in 5 minutes..

They both 5 minutes r equal to each other

Pappu English exam me Fail ho gaya

Pappu English exam me Fail ho gaya
translation ki wajah
se….
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1. Mai ek Aam admi hu
-I am a mango man

2. Mujhe English ati he
-English comes to me

3. Mai haripur hazara se hu
-I belong to Green pur Thousanda

4. Sadak par goliyan chal rahi he
-Tablets are walking on the road…:)°

Hahaha ab pata chala sala papu pass
kyu ni hota..?

WHAT HAPPENS IN AN EXAM:

WHAT HAPPENS IN AN EXAM:
Tik tock….
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mind block….
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pen stop…..
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eye pop……
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full shock…..
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jaw drop….
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time up….
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no luck……
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Oh fuck …

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